Vitamin Scam

 

I take vitamins every day to maintain my youthful physique.  OK, so I’m just trying to stay alive.  I take biotin for my splitting fingernails, vitamin C for a healthy immune system, Glucosamine for my old joints, fiber for … well, you know why I take fiber, and gummy vitamins.  I ran out of vitamins, so I went to the store to get more daily vitamins.  They had a bottle that said, “Advanced Multivitamins for Him. 60% more.”  So, I bought the bottle.  But when I got home and read the directions, these gummies are dosed at three per day instead of two a day.  Sneaky advertising, to say the least!  I must take 50% more gummies to get 60% more vitamins.  Not very cost effective.  Hey, I’m glad that the Lord doesn’t use technicalities when He offers me salvation!  When I trusted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, I REALLY got a bargain!  I traded my dirty sins for eternal life in heaven!  What a deal!  Not just 60% more, but eternal life!  A great deal!  II Corinthians 5:17, “Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.”  Thank you, Jesus for my eternal life!  You are the Real Deal!  Yes, You are!