Wednesday, March 6, 2019

3 plates - 2 hands


Sunday evening, we had a fellowship after church.  Kathy fixed brownies, egg salad sandwiches, and a cheese plate.  The problem was, I only had two hands to carry three plates out to the car.  So, I picked up the brownies and the egg salad sandwiches, looked at the table, and realized, “the cheese stands alone”.

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Pre-owned Voucher


We just got a flyer from the local car dealership offering me a “pre-owned voucher.”  I think what they meant to say a voucher for a pre-owned car.  Actually, I think I’ll just put the voucher back in the mailbox and return it.  No, wait.  Maybe that’s how I got my “pre-owned voucher.”  Someone just sent it back and they re-gifted it to me.  Hmmmm …

Monday, March 4, 2019

Shoe Horn


My two little grandsons discovered my long-handled shoehorn and think it’s great.  They like to slip their shoes off without untying them.  Typical kid stuff.  But with the shoehorn, they can put them on without untying them.  So now, they both think that old-man stuff is cool.  I wonder how long that will last?