Words Women Use

Words Women Use:

1. Fine - This is the word that women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour.  Five minutes really means five minutes if you have been given five minutes to watch the game before you have to help around the house.

3. Nothing - This is the calm before the storm.  This means “something” and you’d better be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end with “Fine”.

4. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission.  Don’t do it.

5. Loud Sigh - This is not really a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time arguing with you over “Nothing”.

6. That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.  “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks - A woman is thanking you.  Maybe.  Don’t question it or faint.  Just say you’re welcome.