Well, I have stooped to a new low: Tuesday morning I bought cat litter and doggie treats … but I don’t have a cat or a dog. Let me explain. I have a great neighbor, but she has two Great Pyrenees dogs that bark at me all the time. They do a great job protecting their house, but they confuse me with an intruder, which I am not. So, I like to buy treats to try and buy their friendship. I must improve my reputation, even if it is with dogs. So far, it hasn’t worked, but I’m not giving up. And I have three mostly empty gallons of latex paint that I need to throw away. But the garbage men won’t take the paint cans because the landfill won’t take the paint cans. So, I need to soak up the residual paint with kitty litter so that the garbage man can see paint cans with no lids on them and take them. But based on my purchases, the cashier at Walmart thinks that I am a pet lover when I don’t even have a pet. Hey, when you buy stuff at Walmart, does the cashier suspect that you are a Christian? Or does the beer, cigarettes, and lewd magazines say otherwise? Jesus said in Matthew 5:8, “Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.” Does the cashier see God in your choices at Walmart? Hmmm?
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