Monday, June 30, 2025

Balance of Nature

 


I am supplement poor.  I began taking a multivitamin for men over 50 (uh, that would be me), Total Beet for my blood pressure, chondroitin glucosamine for my joints, turmeric and CoQ10 for better statin absorption, … and the list kept growing.  So, to keep from going bankrupt, I ditched them all for Balance of Nature fruits and vegetables capsules.  I take 3 vegetable capsules and 3 fruit capsules once a day and let my body produce what it needs.  But, I must figure out when to take the capsules because I have an unintended problem.  When I take the veggie capsules, my burp smells like lasagna.  Not a bad thing, because I like lasagna, but other people may not like the lasagna smell.  So, if the veggie capsules smell like lasagna, why not just eat lasagna each day and get the benefit of vitamins and a tasty supper?!  But the lasagna smell is not really lasagna, just the lasagna smell.  So, for now, I’m taking the veggie capsules with breakfast (lasagna for breakfast?!) to mix food with the capsules and the fruit capsules in the evening (dessert last).  We’ll see how it works.  I feel like Daniel as a young man when he asked to be excused from the King’s heavy food and expensive wine.  Daniel said to his handler in Daniel 1:12, “Prove thy servants, I beseech thee, ten days …”  Hey, if this works, I may save some money and stay healthy in the process!  I may end up being a Balance of Nature influencer!  I’ll have to ask for a commission (or at least free stuff).

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