Monday, November 24, 2025

Wet Pants

 

Sunday afternoon, I went out to a Mexican restaurant with friends from church (yes, I do have friends).  I was the first one to arrive, so I went to the restroom while the others were on their way.  The bathroom facilities were run-down and poorly stocked.  After using the toilet, I turned on the water to wash my hands, but the pressure was so high that the water splashed all over the front of my pants.  It looked like I had wet my pants!  Bummer.  I reached for a paper towel only to find that the dispenser was empty.  I moved to the electric hand dryer on the opposite wall, but it didn’t work.  So, I just wiped my hands on my pants and boldly walked out.  My friends still hadn’t showed up, so I quickly found a table for ten and sat down so that no one could see my pants.  I was safe.  But actually, all of my friends are on facebook, so I just told on myself.  Oh well … Proverbs 17:22, “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine …”  I hope your Monday goes better than my Sunday.  ;<)

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